Sorry for the hiatus, but I was away this weekend and am just now getting my energy back. I had some fun encounters while I was away.
Date and Time: Friday, September 24th at 10:38 AM
Location: On my AirTran flight about 20 minutes outside of Atlanta
Captain: "On behalf of all the AirTran employees and all my ex wives, I'd like to thank you for flying with AirTran."
Lesson Learned: Cheap airlines = funny pilots (probably because they have to moonlight as stand-up comics to make money on the side)
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Date and Time: Saturday, September 25th at 1:45 PM
Location: Publix grocery store in Midtown Atlanta
Ashley: "6 cents? I thought it was free..."
** We parked in the Publix parking structure so we could attend a street fair. To avoid getting in trouble, we made it seem like we were actually shopping by walking through the store, grabbing free samples, and then walking out. As we approached the car like 2 hours later after the street fair and getting food, we saw a security guard so we felt compelled to walk into the store AGAIN. Thankfully we picked up a coupon for a free iced tea at the street fair, so we thought we'd further take advantage of Publix. We didn't read the fine print and were shocked when we had to pay tax... all 6 cents. We made sure we got a grocery bag and I waved the receipt around. It's good we didn't get caught because we saw several cars with boots on them. Take that Publix!**
Lesson Learned: If you're sneaky enough, you can get away with only paying 12 cents for public parking.
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Date and Time: Sunday, September 26th at 5:22 PM
Location: the Popeyes at the airport (that's right, 1) I ate at Popeyes 2) on my birthday...)
Random Guy: "You did a number on that chicken, girl."
Me: (Embarrassed laughter) "I was hoping no one would notice."
Lesson Learned: People in Atlanta are pretty observant and not afraid to let you know.
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